Tom Selleck credited as playing...
Dr. Richard Burke
- [Jack knows that Richard is dating a younger woman, but doesn't know that it's actually Monica]
- Jack Geller: Come on, tell us.
- Jack's friend: Yeah. Is she really 20?
- Richard: I'm not telling you guys anything.
- Jack Geller: Come on, Rich. It's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
- Ross: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
- Jack Geller: Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?
- Richard: Jack, would you let it go?
- Jack Geller: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got my Porsche. You... you got your own speedster.
- Richard: Guys, seriously, it's not like that.
- Jack Geller: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...
- Ross: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.
- Chandler: [about Richard] Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
- Joey: Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.
- Richard: Well...
- Joey: No, I'm serious. Chandler and I were just talkin' about this. He is so much cooler than our dads.
- [Chandler kicks, out of sight]
- Joey: I mean, you know, our dads are okay, you know? But Richard is just- ow, ow.
- [to Chandler]
- Joey: What are you kickin' me for, huh? I'm tryin' to talk here.
- Richard: [about Chandler & Joey] They're different from my other friends, they don't start sentences with "you know who just died shoveling snow?"
- Richard: I like them better than my other friends, all they say is: "Do you know who just died shovelling snow?"